What's That Coming...

The Automatic Slash Community

The Automatic Slash
Posting Access:
All Members
This is a community for slash involving members of the band The Automatic. Anything goes; fanfiction, art, photomanips, picspams, or just discussion, as long as it's slash (no het allowed, but gen is also acceptable). However, membership's moderated and all posts are members only, to prevent wank.

Don't like it? Don't join.


- Respect each other. No starting arguments, no bitchy comments, no flames. Simple enough. There's a difference between constructive criticism and just plain rudeness. And if you don't like it, don't even comment. Simple enough.
- All posts must be friends-only. If they aren't, you'll get a warning and if they aren't locked afterwards, they'll be deleted.
- Use an LJ-cut. All photomanips/fics/art should be under an LJ cut. It's less hassle for people's friends pages. If you're unsure how to do this, check the FAQ.
- Use proper punctuation and spelling in fics. If you're not good at grammar or spelling, get someone to look over it for you.
- All posts should be on topic. All fics/art/photomanips should involve at least one member of the band. Crossovers are alright. All posts should relate to The Automatic. Slash or gen fic is acceptable, posts which aren't anything to do with The Automatic will be deleted.
- Use a header when posting fic/art/photomanips. This is a template.

Author's Notes:

- Absolutely none of the following: Rape, torture, paedophilia, incest. If you're not sure whether your fic's appropriate, contact a mod.
- Most importantly, have a sense of humour. Clearly, we're a bit insane, but we find nothing wrong with that. The best thing to do is just take everything with a pinch of salt.

Disclaimer: This is all completely fictional and we are in no way affiliated with the band whatsoever.

Also, go away Peter Hill, you big photographic pervert!
"emo boy frosty", "enthusiasm over talent", "manly snogs", "you pussy", al fresco, alex pennie, ann summers, automatic slash, bandslash, baywatch, being raised by wolves, being really creepy, being-arselicked-by-the-nme, being-considerably-better-than-you, being-slated-by-the-nme, being-uncreative-with-myspace-urls, blue smarties, bouncing off the walls, boys in girls' clothes, bright colours, brighton, childishness, chocolate-covered nuts, cillit bang lolz, cock push-ups, coming-over-the-(peter)-hill, cowbells, crossdressing, david hasselhoff, dodgy middle names, does-frost-pull-those-faces-in-bed?, dominationnnn!, don't hassle the hoff, drunken proclamations of lurrrrrrrrrrrrve, ear licking, eating kasabian for breakfast, elaborate in-jokes, every kink imaginable, fanart, fancy lingerie, fanfiction, fangirling-huge-scary-blokes (oh-and-graham-coxon), filthy bitches, flamenco, flutes, four-legged-south-american-goat-like-animals, foursomes ftw, free massages, frost's "oh shit" face, frost's inability to smile, frost/the hoff/barry scott ot3!, gheyfuntimes, gmtv, groupie!pennie, half-dressed-and-never-was-getting-paid, heavy eyeliner, helping-people-out-of-those-nasty-wet-clothes, high quality flailing, hoff shrines, i-ain't-saying-pennie's-a-golddigga, imps, inappropiate use of glowsticks, injuring cameramen, iron bull cocktails, iwan griffiths, iwan griffiths' nipples, iwan's rounded-but-firm arse, james frost, japanese energy drinks, kirk/spock, knowing smiles, lacking an attention span, ladyboy pr0n, lechery, lego monsters, letting groupies join, licking of the ears, lightsabres, llama llama frost, lube of all varieties, marmalade, marmite, mastodon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, mic-sharing = blatant love, micsharing, nearly naked encores, never mind the buzzcocks, nipple-revealing jumpers, not having welsh accents, not-horrors-crossovers-*coughs-and-looks-shifty*, not-knowing-where-you-stand-with-the-nme, nurse costumes, official klaxons glowsticks, orgies, pencil skirts, pennie is a whore, pennie on his knees, pennie's out-of-proportion arse, pennie's underwear, pervy alter egos, phallic-looking awards, picspams, pissing around like children, pissing everyone off, poodle skirts, powerful taps, puffball skirts, pvc, rainbows, raoul is a pimp, raving on your own, rob hawkins, rob-hawkins-is-a-cawkteeeeez, rob-writes-star-trek-porn, s&m, sausages-for-brekky-lunch-&-dinner, scratch 'n' hoff, secretaries, see-through white boxers, sex in bushes, skinny dipping, slash, slashing pennie with everyone, smile if you're gay!, spanish sandwich makers, spazzing incoherently, speaking in caps lock, stalking you on myspace, stealing-sweeties-from-diabetic-train-drivers, sucking marmalade off photographers, taking-advantage-of-the-chubbier-ones, team llama, the automatic, the klingons are coming!!!, the spice girls, the-automatic's-underwear-is-better-than-yours, throbbing man-ploughs, too-many-additives-makes-pennie-a-hyper-slut, touching-frost's-wood-for-luck, trousers-leaving-nothing-to-the-imagination, waterproof mascara, wipe clean surfaces, wrecking gmtv ftw, zomg teh horrors!, ~*~phallic symbolism~*~